No words ! just : CHANEL
The Truth
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you".
She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you".
She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
DL1961 premium denim -gift-
:))) A big smile :))) and the reason for is this super gift I received a couple of days ago from DL1961 team, thank you very much guys!!!!
Let me tell you some great facts about this fantastic premium denim, and you will know what makes them so special and why I love them so much !
Everything starts from the fabric :
LYCRA fabrics provide the extra oomph that helps women of all shapes and sizes experience consistently perfect fitting jeans. It's the miracle ingredient that is embedded in top denim brands and many of today's hottest fashions. According to Jean Hegedus, INVISTA's global marketing director for denim, the inspiration for the campaign was the fluid, intimate feel of water on the skin. Shot in a misty alley, "Pour It On"evokes a mysterious and sexy feel, focusing on the sleek, comfortable fit of jeans with LYCRA fabrics. I tried them on; they are so comfortable and fit perfectly!
INVISTA, the manufacturer of LYCRA fiber, is releasing a co-branded marketing campaign with six leading denim brands during New York Fashion Week. The latest designs from: 7 For All Mankind, Citizens of Humanity, DL1961, Henry & Belle, Marc Allison, and Calvin Klein are featured in a "POUR IT ON"rain theme that promotes the never saggy, never baggy, custom-like fit of jeans with LYCRA fabrics.
The new website, www.LYCRA.com/denim , provides you additional information about the campaign and LYCRA brand innovations in denim.
What will be the next revolution in denim? No one knows for sure but it's clear LYCRA fibers and INVISTA technologies will be at the forefront of it all!
Denim: DL1961/
Leather trench coat: Kenneth Cole New York/
Shirt: Ralph Lauren/
Shoes: Nine West/
Belt: vintage/
Bag: Liz Claiborne/
Cuff bracelet : Chanel/
Ring: Banana Republic/
Sunglasses: Nine West/
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Veronica
sneak peak
tied up with a bow
I took advantage of a morning full of holiday spirt (you gotta feel Christmasy after spending a morning with Santa and his elves) to tackle my mantel before I thought too much about it and psyched myself out. I found my inspiration and got an idea.
I'll make all those hurricanes I have stashed in the basement useful andstick artfully arrange Christmas lights in there and make those suckers glow. But my big honkin strands of lights we use on the tree were not fitting into my little hurricanes.
One trip to Hobby Lobby later and I had 4 boxes of the shortest strand of lights I could find - a white string of 25 for $1.99. Wahoo.
Lazy note/sign of a faux crafter: There are serval tips on Pinterest about how to drill a hole in your glass to get the strand to feed thru the bottom so the cord doesn't show etc. However I'm of the opinion that if you are standing close enough to my mantel that you see little white cords popping from the top/back of my hurricanes and this horrifies you, you have yet to have enough cocktails. Sit down, I'll shake you another drink.
So with my hurricanes all light up I started to play with my ribbon. Tie it around the hurricane? Boring. Wrap it? Not without my glue gun. String it from the... huh? Yeah no, not working.
It was about this time that I had to run some errands and being the excellent example and Mom that I am, I of course neatly organized and cleaned up my project before I left. Yeah right. When I came back though, I saw my 'clean up' stuffed in the hurricanes and thought, you know what, that doesn't look half bad. With a little fluff here and there, I ended up with this. (Sometimes a haphazard clean up pays off)
One piece down. A few more to go.
I also wanted a bit of height and greenery. I'm not spending major duckets to pop those mamma jammas in front of my faux hearth. So I went with a scaled down version. And we will plant them in the backyard when we are done.
I was feelin good, feelin pumped. But that big black hole was sucking all the festiveness out of my progress.
I love this idea (if only my fireplace worked I would be all over some red wood).
So a few snips of wrapping paper and here we are. Thanks Target for making wrapping paper that satisfies my red addiction and my polka dot addiction all in one. And it sparkles too.
Ewww. Ahhh. Ohhh.
So there you have it. (I'll try to take some more moody night time lights pictures if I can figure out the while balance on my camera.) The mantel is done and I'm ready to move on to the tree.
What have you done with your mantel? Do you have trouble getting your stockings to stay in place with little hands around? (we've had to take our down until the big night) Any holiday decorations you are excited about? It can't be just me people. C'mon!
I'll make all those hurricanes I have stashed in the basement useful and
One trip to Hobby Lobby later and I had 4 boxes of the shortest strand of lights I could find - a white string of 25 for $1.99. Wahoo.
Lazy note/sign of a faux crafter: There are serval tips on Pinterest about how to drill a hole in your glass to get the strand to feed thru the bottom so the cord doesn't show etc. However I'm of the opinion that if you are standing close enough to my mantel that you see little white cords popping from the top/back of my hurricanes and this horrifies you, you have yet to have enough cocktails. Sit down, I'll shake you another drink.
So with my hurricanes all light up I started to play with my ribbon. Tie it around the hurricane? Boring. Wrap it? Not without my glue gun. String it from the... huh? Yeah no, not working.
It was about this time that I had to run some errands and being the excellent example and Mom that I am, I of course neatly organized and cleaned up my project before I left. Yeah right. When I came back though, I saw my 'clean up' stuffed in the hurricanes and thought, you know what, that doesn't look half bad. With a little fluff here and there, I ended up with this. (Sometimes a haphazard clean up pays off)
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| We call this casual ribbon placement |
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| For shame - my cord! |
I also wanted a bit of height and greenery. I'm not spending major duckets to pop those mamma jammas in front of my faux hearth. So I went with a scaled down version. And we will plant them in the backyard when we are done.
I was feelin good, feelin pumped. But that big black hole was sucking all the festiveness out of my progress.
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| how DO you take a picture of a mirror without yourself smack in the middle? |
I love this idea (if only my fireplace worked I would be all over some red wood).
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From decorartsnow.com |
So a few snips of wrapping paper and here we are. Thanks Target for making wrapping paper that satisfies my red addiction and my polka dot addiction all in one. And it sparkles too.
Ewww. Ahhh. Ohhh.
So there you have it. (I'll try to take some more moody night time lights pictures if I can figure out the while balance on my camera.) The mantel is done and I'm ready to move on to the tree.
What have you done with your mantel? Do you have trouble getting your stockings to stay in place with little hands around? (we've had to take our down until the big night) Any holiday decorations you are excited about? It can't be just me people. C'mon!
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