Marc Mertz Norfolk County Agricultural High School teacher arrested for dry humping his mailbox in the nude

I think it’s safe to say either this teacher has mental illness or he’s got a drug problem.  Either way he doesn’t belong in a classroom. 

Daily Callerreports police say a high school teacher in Walpole, Mass. wearing only a ski hat, ski goggles and a towel ambled down to his mailbox early Monday morning, then dropped the towel and began thrusting his hips in the direction of the mailbox.

Two women say they witnessed parts of the bizarre incident, reports local FOX affiliate WFXT.

Norfolk County Agricultural High School teacher Marc Mertz trotted from his house, which is secluded behind some trees, down a snow-covered driveway to his mailbox at the edge of what appears to be a reasonably busy road. He was allegedly wearing a towel, a winter hat, goggles and nothing else.

Initially, an unidentified female driver spotted him. The woman said she then drove by a second time—because of course she did. That’s when she saw Mertz without the towel. He was wearing nothing from about the nostrils down.

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