The Sarcasm Report v.174

November 30, 2012
You're 55 and have $100K to invest. What to do?

Keep your costs down and don't settle for meager returns if playing catch-up

Emphasis added.

Hail Mary Pass

A Hail Mary pass or Hail Mary route in American football refers to any very long forward pass made in desperation with only a small chance of success, especially at or near the end of a half.

The expression goes back at least to the 1930s...

Ah, yes. The Great Desperation strikes again. Hail Mary time!



And if that doesn't work...



There's nothing quite like a well executed confidence game to even the odds.