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The Sarcasm Report v.182

December 11, 2013
New Republic: Techies Are the New Puritans

You can preach compassion, equality, and be the biggest lover in the world, but there is an area of town for degenerates and an area of town for the working class. There is nothing positive gained from having them so close to us. It's a burden and a liability having them so close to us. Believe me, if they added the smallest iota of value I'd consider thinking different, but the crazy toothless lady who kicks everyone that gets too close to her cardboard box hasn't made anyone's life better in a while.

Emphasis added.

I know what you must be thinking.

1. Why doesn't compassionate Greg Gopman (CEO) and all the other biggest lovers in the world just stay the @#$% away from her cardboard box?

2. Should we really expect a toothless lady (who may actually live in a cardboard box) to do anything to make the life of a CEO better?

3. Is there some sort of special bubble suit that CEOs could wear to protect them from the decaying environment around them?



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